Hopefully Jonny Rev will build us a fine saloon wit all da Sasparilla we can drink. Ain't no saloon complete without one a dem honky tonk piano's! now all we needs is some burlesque girls for them cowboys.



Come on people, POST!!!!

Maybe we need to get the word out about this site again. I got us on Screamscape with the new for 2009 thing so that jumped our viewers a bit, but we need to get more posters.

The Zone has survived this long and dammit I'm not going to let it die this soon. Please share ideas to get people here.

I'm still here! Sorry, I have just been really busy with starting school and taking care of my grandma who is still recovering from her illness. It's been taking up a lot of my time.

Once the forums are redesigned and we start adding more videos over the offseason things are likely to pick up around here. For awhile I think I've let Zone quiet down a bit while things were going on at the Wiki, but now that it's been brought to my attention, I would like to see things how they were in early or mid 2006.

Problem is our old members that joined when the forums were just getting off the ground have forgotten about SFGAmZone and gone back to the World. We need a way to get them posting here again. Both sites can co-exist, we just need to find out what brings people to the newer site. I'm hoping that by releasing more videos with some very minor advertising can attract visitors both previous and new.

Maybe we need more members.

To all members of this website:


POST DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ill get some vids of Fright Fest, sorry I haven't been posting ,but i told Steven to tell you my internets crapped out so Im on my moms cell phone to post.

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kinda dead here no new posts for almost a week now.

I thought I hadn't been here in a long time, but there are only like 3 posts since I was last here! :o

Hello? :scared:

Been gone from here for three days and no new posts. :(

I don't get it... the park's open and the forum's dead. Usually it's the opposite (dead during the offseason and active now).

Its possibly that the park opened so early that they don't think about the zone.

It's the economy right? We need to have a stimulis forum j/k.:roll:

I think it's still early as people who live so far haven't gone to the park yet.

meh. post something interesting. now.

Me ann Jon are the only ones in this world! No one is here!

This has definitely been a rough year for the site, but I can guarantee SFGAmZone is not dying anytime soon.

If anybody can help get new members to the site in any way possible it will be extremely appreciated.

It's gotten boring in here, you make a topic and it gets like 2 or 3 replies and that's it. If it gets a reply at all.

What if we (and handfull of trusty members) made a Youtube account for Zone vids that some members could make vids at the park and advertise the zone at the same time. Just like "SFGAmZone Productions". That might help a bit, but idk

Its a neat idea, but my only concern is the Nazis at YouTube will take down videos due to music. That's what has turned me away from doing park videos right now.

Well we could make some sort of audio ourselves, like some sort of techno, or just find away around it somehow.

Hello? Is anybody here??

Just nod if you can hear me.....

...is there anyone home?

Man, This place is really a Ghost Town. Whats wrong with everybody today?

If you didn't care what happened to me,
And I didn't care for you,
We would zig zag our way through the boredom and pain
Occasionally glancing up through the rain.
Wondering which of the buggars to blame
And watching for pigs on the wing.

You gotta be crazy, you gotta have a real need.
You gotta sleep on your toes, and when you're on the street,
You gotta be able to pick out the easy meat with your eyes closed.
And then moving in silently, down wind and out of sight,
You gotta strike when the moment is right without thinking.

And after a while, you can work on points for style.
Like the club tie, and the firm handshake,
A certain look in the eye and an easy smile.
You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to,
So that when they turn their backs on you,
You'll get the chance to put the knife in.

You gotta keep one eye looking over your shoulder.
You know it's going to get harder, and harder, and harder as you
get older.
And in the end you'll pack up and fly down south,
Hide your head in the sand,
Just another sad old man,
All alone and dying of cancer.

And when you loose control, you'll reap the harvest you have sown.
And as the fear grows, the bad blood slows and turns to stone.
And it's too late to lose the weight you used to need to throw
around.
So have a good drown, as you go down, all alone,
Dragged down by the stone.

I gotta admit that I'm a little bit confused.
Sometimes it seems to me as if I'm just being used.
Gotta stay awake, gotta try and shake off this creeping malaise.
If I don't stand my own ground, how can I find my way out of this
maze?

Deaf, dumb, and blind, you just keep on pretending
That everyone's expendable and no-one has a real friend.
And it seems to you the thing to do would be to isolate the winner
And everything's done under the sun,
And you believe at heart, everyone's a killer.

Who was born in a house full of pain.
Who was trained not to spit in the fan.
Who was told what to do by the man.
Who was broken by trained personnel.
Who was fitted with collar and chain.
Who was given a pat on the back.
Who was breaking away from the pack.
Who was only a stranger at home.
Who was ground down in the end.
Who was found dead on the phone.
Who was dragged down by the stone.

Big man, pig man, ha ha charade you are.
You well heeled big wheel, ha ha charade you are.
And when your hand is on your heart,
You're nearly a good laugh,
Almost a joker,
With your head down in the pig bin,
Saying "Keep on digging."
Pig stain on your fat chin.
What do you hope to find.
When you're down in the pig mine.
You're nearly a laugh,
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry.

Bus stop rat bag, ha ha charade you are.
You (Mod Note: Watch your Language!)ed up old hag, ha ha charade you are.
You radiate cold shafts of broken glass.
You're nearly a good laugh,
Almost worth a quick grin.
You like the feel of steel,
You're hot stuff with a hatpin,
And good fun with a hand gun.
You're nearly a laugh,
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry.

Hey you, Whitehouse,
Ha ha charade you are.
You house proud town mouse,
Ha ha charade you are
You're trying to keep our feelings off the street.
You're nearly a real treat,
All tight lips and cold feet
And do you feel abused?
.....! .....! .....! .....!
You gotta stem the evil tide,
And keep it all on the inside.
Mary you're nearly a treat,
Mary you're nearly a treat
But you're really a cry.

Harmlessly passing your time in the grassland away;
Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air.
You better watch out,
There may be dogs about
I've looked over Jordan, and I have seen
Things are not what they seem.

What do you get for pretending the danger's not real.
Meek and obedient you follow the leader
Down well trodden corridors into the valley of steel.
What a surprise!
A look of terminal shock in your eyes.
Now things are really what they seem.
No, this is no bad dream.

The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want
He makes me down to lie
Through pastures green He leadeth me the silent waters by.
With bright knives He releaseth my soul.
He maketh me to hang on hooks in high places.
He converteth me to lamb cutlets,
For lo, He hath great power, and great hunger.
When cometh the day we lowly ones,
Through quiet reflection, and great dedication
Master the art of karate,
Lo, we shall rise up,
And then we'll make the bugger's eyes water.

Bleating and babbling I fell on his neck with a scream.
Wave upon wave of demented avengers
March cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream.

Have you heard the news?
The dogs are dead!
You better stay home
And do as you're told.
Get out of the road if you want to grow old.

You know that I care what happens to you,
And I know that you care for me.
So I don't feel alone,
Or the weight of the stone,
Now that I've found somewhere safe
To bury my bone.
And any fool knows a dog needs a home,
A shelter from pigs on the wing.

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I am posting and visit at least a couple times a day! I have been to the SFGamworld thing. I didn't care for it. Seemed too techy and slick for me.

Dang it got all quiet

My birthday's coming this sunday. 18.... Damn.......

I haven't been here as much as before, but winter is almost here so I'll be on everyday soon enough.
You guys are very insightful about SFGA so I read and re-read all the posts. It's almost as fun as being at the park sometimes.

Eminem is so awesome.

Back to the old off season ghost town. :cry:

Seems pretty busy again now!

Thank You Tiki best day ever.

This is a real ghost town.