Hey Everybody!

I know, I know....... I haven't really been here in a LOOONNNGGG while. I've been too caught up with lots of work from high school, especially the dear dreaded AP US History course. Lately I've been deciding whether or not i should come back and stay, and did! I missed every single one of you guys, and thats the main reason why i came back.
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o yeah i almost forgot

i had a taco, and it was GEWD!!!

Welcome back! Have a platypus...

Is that Dr. Bill Bill Platypus from Mister Rogers Neighborhood?

it looks like my crap after eating thai food

Yes. It's not the most attractive creature in the world is it? It's right up there with the three toed tree sloth in the looks department.

I saw a GIANT toad at work last summer. Scared the bajeezus out of me

Well at least toads don't have teeth. They're scary if you're a fly though. Did the giant toad look like Jabba The Hut?

When I worked at Jester the Molester we had a squirrel that routinely came by looking for food. Occasionally we would feed the guy. Haven't seen it in years.

We have the same thing over here where I work! Only it's a hobo, not a squirrel.

Only hobos I've encountered tried to fight with some kids on my 8th grade Chicago trip, then tried to sell condoms to us outside of the Briar Street Theatre after seeing the Blue Man Group.

That's just west of the neighborhood I grew up in at Briar and Sheridan Road.
But the hobo's there don't hold a candle to the ones downtown! These guys harrass and accost people. They sleep on and defecate in our loading docks. It's quite the scene.
They attack one another with street shanks over territory. It's not uncommon to find blood along with urine and feces all over the alleyway. So be happy if you don't have to spend a lot of time in Chicago. It's become a scene out of "Escape From New York" down here.